Ten compelling reasons to subscribe to The Tina Sparkles Experience

  1. Everyone who subscribes in the next 10 days will receive a free set of steak knives, absolutely free.*
  2. You’ll feel better about your love life, by reading about mine.
  3. You’ll be able to say you knew me when I was indie and underground, before I became more famous than the love child of Bill Bryson and JK Rowling.  That will make you cool.
  4. The blog, is free, absolutely free, and gets delivered directly in to your in-box, for free.  Pay no money now, pay no money later. Why? It’s free!
  5. Every few weeks, you’ll receive an email with my latest blog- guaranteed to be 3.14159265 times as funny as this one, or your money back + 5% for the inconvenience.
  6. If I’ve ever read or edited your CV, resume, job application, essay, assignment or love letter to an ex-boy band member, you owe me.
  7. It’s hilarious.  See the world through the eyes in the end of my fingers.
  8. Subscribers make better lovers.  An actual fact based fact.
  9. Does Bill Bryson offer a free blog?  I think not.  Watch out Billie-Boy, I’m coming for you.
  10. If you are still reading this, you either:

a)   think I’m funny and will therefore subscribe to my blog;  or

b)   are very kind and will therefore subscribe to my blog.

I get it, you may already be subscribed- well, I’d sure appreciate you sharing my pearls of wisdom with your friends.

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Oh, and semi-hidden reason # 11…. if you don’t subscribe, you may be condemning me to a life of mediocrity, buried beneath the bureaucratic red tape…. a life of unfulfilled potential.  Like Alexander McMillian.  Never heard of him?  Exactly.

*  FYI  Free knives will not be provided until I’m famous.

Jumping in places where Bill Bryson only walked- Great Smoky Mountains National Park

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About The Tina Sparkles Experience

Welcome- these are travel and dating stories with a difference- there is no doubt Tina Sparkles has the ability to find the humour in any situation. Every blog is guaranteed to be a laugh- hope you enjoy!

2 Responses to “Ten compelling reasons to subscribe to The Tina Sparkles Experience”

  1. We went in there on two wheels attached to a motorbike! Bill the Bryson didn’t do that either!

  2. 1. They’d better not be those crappy steak knives that traveling salesman tried to sell us in Murray Street Hobart.
    2. Do you really know pi to 8 decimal places or did you have to Google it?
    3. Re point 6, I don’t think you ever read one of my job applications and leave Toby from Human Nature out of it!
    4. Wasn’t Alexander McMillan in “Windscale: Britain’s Biggest Nuclear Disaster”. God I loved that show. But.. not as much as I love you (and you blog)

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